Apologies

Hi everyone,

I'm really sorry for my lack of posting recently, have been completely swamped with uni work and struggling to get everything done before the deadlines. Guess I shouldn't have spent so much time womanising all year, but hindsight's a wonderful thing.

My 21st birthday is fast approaching, and for those of you who haven't been keeping up, my quest to turn 21 without the shadow of my virginity has been dramatically unsuccessful.

I wish I could say I'll just lower my standards, but those of you you've read some of my previous posts will know as well as I do that there's not a great deal more scope for them to move any further in that direction.

However, I still have six days. I still have six nights. I still have a penis and I still have a chance.

Watch this space...